Vice President Paluin

There are six rules in picking a Vice President (according to Prof. Dario Moreno at FIU):

1. Do No Harm
2. Balance the Ticket
3. Bring a State
4. Unify the Party
5. Bring something unique to the ticket
6. An Attack Dog

As a female Gov. from Alaska, Palin is Sen. McCain's best choice for his running mate in the current Political Climate. With a young (Palin is 44 years old) and energetic woman on the ticket, McCain would make a serious play on the disenfranchised Hillary votes that can be grabbed by McCain's moderate stance and Palin's gender.

Yet McCain's moderate views can potentially scare away McCain's already disheartened base, Yet Gov. Palin would balance the ticket being a strong fiscal conservative that has slashed a good amount of earmarks of both republicans and democrats, and has probably the greatest quote of modern time claiming that "The Constitution is my bible in governing." That would be enough to cement his base into a similar block that propelled W. into the White House 8 years ago.

Most importantly, she would be the strongest of the attack dogs on Energy, Corruption, age, and anything else Obama bin Biden(www.Schnittshow.com) wants to throw at them. Pollster Dittman once was quoted "The landscape is littered with the bodies of those who have crossed Sarah."

Yet, McCain has rarely been reasonable when it comes to his base or the Constitution, but hey we can pray and hope, just like our Savior, Lord Barry.